Shut Up Iris

Now even someone as jaded as me can't help but to notice what is taking place in Iran. I think it's okay or whatever, you know if that's what Iranians wants to be doing, I got no beef with it. I just hope that Presipickle Obama has the sense to do what we should have done years ago and allow Iranians to decide what sort of government is good for Iran and not give the CIA carte blanche to entangle the United States in with another regime as badly as we were with Shah Pahlavi's murderous regime. I have also looked over dozens of images of the Iranian riots and have noticed something I hadn't noticed before: Iranian chicks are hot.



If all Iranians are that hot then they deserve whatever form of government their pretty, darked haired, exotic eyed hearts desire. I also fully support sending in the US military to help 'find' the votes of these poor, innocent, nubile young ladies and will in fact sign up tomorrow if that becomes our nations solemn mission.

Maybe I've only seen Iranian women in burqha's and simply been biased because they can obviously rock the head scarf as well.



Iranian women are apparently capable of retaining hotness while being loud and shrill.



Looking at these lovely flowers of Persia, I can't see why on earth we in the U.S. of A wouldn't want to be friends with them? I mean European chicks are mostly hairy and smelly and pack on the pounds after you've 'wooed' them, I've been to France and French moo-cows have nothing on these Iranian revolutionary hotties. Sign me up for some sweaty Iranian dissident action. This whole episode can't make me think of one reason why the U.S. of A shouldn't be Iran's number one ally in the world!



Oh, shit. That's why. I move that as soon as Iran elects a hot, young , nubile revolutionary girl that we in the U.S. of A give them all our nuclear weapons. Until then you're on your own cross-eyed jack!

Also, if you are a hot Iranian girl, looking for a green card, click the 'Contact' button in the upper right and let me know.